• I’m on Match Game this Sat 7pm EST, in my Boris Badenov costume. Come watch & play along! Win stuff! Details @ http://tousledelegance.net #
• I’m on Match Game XXX Sat 7pm EST, in my Boris Badenov costume. Come watch & play along! Win stuff! Details @ http://tousledelegance.net #

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I am a panelist on Match Game XXX this Saturday October 11th at 7pm Eastern (and it is my birthday, woohoo). I’ll be dressed as villain Boris Badenov from Rocky & Bullwinkle. (I look sexy in a moustache!) So, if you don’t mind some tits, asses and cocks on your screen, come watch and even play along!!! You can win a VIP Membership to Rude.com and see a whole bunch of hot stuff for free.The show is free to watch, but you’ll need to create an account, which is also free to do! I get commission for referring you, so please sign-up @ http://www.rude.com/TousledElegance?joinThe direct link to view the show is http://rude.com/ls/D6R4hzU93z4, or you can find it under Live Shows > Sponsored Group Shows. The loverly TrinitySaij hosts.

Have I mentioned my “issues” with Symmetry? If not, briefly, I feel very
uncomfortable looking at things that are not visually balanced. If I do
something to one side, I absolutely have to do exactly the same thing on the
other. My furniture arrangement is a great example of that- bed in the
center, end tables on each side. Manic, I know.

I also have a “thing” about texture. I cannot stick my hand inside of a
chicken to prepare it for cooking. It has little to do with knowing what is
in there, but moreso the *feel* of it. It literally makes me shudder.
Peeling garlic also has a similar effect.
When it comes to food, I am not quite so freaked out. I don’t mind my eggs
sunny side up, however, I cannot handle the runny texture of oysters. Other
than that, I’ll eat almost anything that isn’t spicy or still alive.

There are textures I really, really like too. I love to roll all over satin
sheets naked and I wiggle my toes around gleefully in fuzzy socks. I enjoy
petting cats for the same reason. Soft, sleek, fluffy = pleasant sensation
for me- not just physically, but mentally. Here’s an odd one though… If I
see a patch of moss growing on a rock or the ground, I have a hard time not
touching it. It is just so springy with a gentle definition to it. I can’t
resist. To me, it doesn’t feel like it is alive, but it is this living thing
attached to something else. Fascinating.

I have aural obsessions too… the sound of people fucking, pick scrapes on
the guitar \m/, songs with fake words sung in 3 or more harmonies (i.e. from
oldies like Rama-lama-ding-dong, Wah-wah-wah, Shooby-Doo, Doo-wop, Sha-sha,
Dip-da-dip-da-dip), that ka-chunk-ka-chunk break down guitar part during the
bridge in emo music (Face To Face is one of my favourite bands), waterfalls,
bubbling/boiling, wind. These are all good things to my ears. Bad things are
cicadas, crying, children playing, snoring, car horns, burping/vomiting,
clocks ticking.

Then there are the scents… Like: lilacs, cookies, bread, pot roast, fresh
fruit, fire, clean linens, tea, coffee. Dislike: dog, gasoline,
rain/earthworms, hospitals, booze, berries, cologne, soil, basements,
rubber. I’ve noticed people smell like their houses, which can be good or
bad.
Suffice it to say I have a lot of quirks?

• Don’t care for the style of last nights debate. Also, would still like candidates to ANSWER questions & detail their actual PLANS. #
• Hate coworkers insinuations and condescending. Say what you really mean, but with tact. #
• Mmm, I could eat nothing but crescent rolls for dinner. Could, but shouldn’t. #

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I very rarely ask for shit and I feel kind of weird posting this, but here goes… I know times are tough and money is tight for a lot of people, but if you were thinking of getting me a little something for my birthday, here are a few things I’d love to have, in order of preference:
- something from My Amazon Wishlist
- membership to: TastyTrixie.com or AdorableAudrey.com
- a paid Livejournal account
- full version of Webcam Max software
- Flickr paid account
- Trillian Pro- egift certificates (i.e. Hot Topic, Amazon, Target, Sephora.com,Beauty.com, MACcosmetics.com)
*My email address is: anastacia AT tousledelegance DOT net, or if you need a postal address, please ask.

I know I have been mentioning my birthday a lot, sorry! I guess I am fixated on it since I’ve had so many sad ones the last few years - I would really like to have a happy/fun one to remember. This one in particular is kind of difficult for me. Turning Thirty was fine, easy, whatever… but Thirty-One has me feeling old and ugly. I know I *look* much younger than I am, but I *feel* worn. (I’m not fishing for compliments, so please don’t.) I still don’t have any plans to celebrate on Saturday, though I did apply for the Match Game panel on Rude. I have the house to myself and would like to do something silly at home by myself… Just not sure what yet. Hrm.

• Already so dark in the mornings. Body is “WTF, it’s not time to get up yet”-ing on me. #
• I feel like I’ve been rushing around all day, but yet not getting anything done. Not sure how that works, but… #

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• Back from hair appt. wanted weaving not slices, but whatever. gonna change it again next time anyway, so I’ll live with it. #

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• this Hole In The Wall show is bizarre and just silly. No. *click* #
• Not as interested in Bulldog & Dipshit as I am Gwen Ifill. Have had an intellectual/journalistic crush on her for years. #
• Hearing a lot of sentiments and barbs delivered with a perky tone and a sweet smile. But, where are the actual PLANS and the concrete FACTS? #
• You are not my America. #
• Ah, Friday treat - my first coffee of the week. Stomach, please cooperate today, please. I have been so good to you. #
• I have cosmetic lunches. I wolf down my food, then do my makeup. Believe it or not, it actually is steadying to me. Routine, I suppose. #

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• Sometimes I say things that sound like something a serial killer might say. Should I laugh (maniacally, of course) or be worried? Hmm… #
• Viagra Spam subject “Girls will call you Largissimo!” Uh… I’m not so sure that would be a compliment. I’ll pass, but th #
• Viagra Spam subject “Girls will call you Largissimo!” Uh… I’m not so sure that would be a compliment. I’ll pass, but thanks :) #

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Reading an article [http://www.wishtv.com/global/story.asp?s=9115439] about a local teen who emailed a pic of a random wang to the entire school. This quote made me lol:

“What if you sent it to someone’s house and their parents aren’t home and a child opens it? I mean that’s just ridiculous. I don’t believe it’s the school’s fault. I mean, the internet just worries me,” said Laura Morefield, a parent.”

It never ceases to amaze me how clueless parents can be and how innocent they think their kids are.
I mean, you should definitely look at porn with your Mom & Dad, never by yourself! (You can’t handle the thoughts your mind will have and the things your body will do!) In fact, I’m going to invite my parents over to supervise a cam show now. And, yeah, you’re right, the internet is very worrisome, so don’t bother to learn about it; let’s just not use it at all.